pompous jackass

A pompous jackass is a person who is often enough bigger than they appear. They are full of themselves and at every opportunity will inform others of their position and the level of authority they have (or think they have). When in reality they are just merely an individual who has no common sense but find themselves to be superior to everyone else. Oh and they never take the blame when they mess up.

Hey have you met Erika?
Yea, she is being a real douche to her workers.
Oh yea, that's her...she is really just a pompous jackass that no ones likes.
I feel bad for her workers.
Don't worry, she has something coming her way.
(Leave laughing!)

by YouMessedWithTheWrongKid November 29, 2013

corporo-political jackassery

The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."

A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.

by Hot East March 6, 2011

Jackassedness

where one's own stupidity/behavior is the reason for the disappointing situation they find themselves in.

Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.

Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.

Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.

by swimmerooo February 20, 2011

Jackassery

(adv.) jackassery, actions befitting a jackass or herd of jackass,

Inflected Form(s): plural -er·ies
dubious moronic action (bufoonery): foolish action or behavior

The jackassery in Congress appears to have no bounds.

Despite all the jackassery in the office; Jim still was was able to get something done.

by JDF42 May 30, 2006

jackass zoo

A large collection of morons with whom you have to share a space on a frequent basis.

Man, I need a new job. I can't handle working in this fucking jackass zoo.

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

Inbred Jackass

Somebody who says they'd do their relative if they weren't related to them.

Guy #1: "Dude, if she wasn't my cousin I'd totally bang her."

Guy #2: "Shut the hell up you inbred jackass!"

by Buranator April 2, 2009

fucking jackass

A person who makes shit up to be funny, but has no real sense of what is actually funny and/or interesting, and/or worth anyone's time.

"Hey, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm going to go comment on every new youtube video (hopefully with just the word First),then I'll get into an arguement about how much better my country is, probably drop a few racist comments, call someone a fag, maybe imply that someone's mother and I have performed some sexual acts, and afterwards I'll make up stupid shit and post it on Urban Dictionary, or anywhere else I see a submit button!"

by antisurvivalist April 2, 2008