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jabbie

a Normie, NPC, etc. who decided to receive an injection in 2021 for drugs which were still in clinical trials until 2023, for an illness with an over 99.99% survival rate in under-70's.

In lieu of payment for participation in this great experiment, they were satisfied with strong feelings of social validation reinforced by mainstream media outlets, as they signed away all possibility of claiming liability in the case of injury or death (reports of which currently outnumber the cumulative reports of any and all vaccines ever administered for which there is record-keeping available).

This new class of drugs which they took so proudly and boastfully never actually had animal trial participants survive past year 2 or 3 as they eventually succumbed to the effects of Antibody-Dependent Enhancement ( archive.ph/qF31n ) and the typical "fact-check" sites at the time also could not provide any evidence of animal studies lasting more than 1 year in duration.

If jabbies are lucky, they now have a subscription-service immune system they will have to pay off for the rest of their lives to Pfizer/etc. who will sell them some patented anti-bloodclotting or immune support medication which counter-acts the spike protein injection they were initially tricked into taking.
You will die of ADE or bloodclots within 2 - 5 years retard jabbie #Nuremberg2
by yuri_bezmenov October 11, 2021
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Jabbin'

To talk to females, to gain sexual favor, or a phone number.
Look at Todd jabbin' at these hoes.
by francois beaterman-jones XIII September 16, 2010
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Jabbies

The female breasts, those mountainous regions, the water balloons, the puppies fighting under a blanket....booooooobs.
" I want you to grab my jabbies!"
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jibbity

Goofy Happiness. Usually including silly dance moves.
I feel so jibbity today!
by KewlChica January 25, 2016
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jabobit

The art of getting your dick sucked and cumming in their nose so that it slides down their throat
by HarryJamison May 3, 2016
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Mandarin finger jabbing

The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.
When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.
by Hotdogeater4222 December 7, 2016
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Jabitch

A famous Filipino word Disapprove, judge as bad, overwhelming hatred, angst over the person, it's a more specific meaning than the word bitch.
People tends to become jabitch whenever their idol is being mention
"People stop being a jabitch we will clear things up!"
I'm a good jabitch so I'm not believing anymore of your lies.
I jabitch your decision and this final.
by greggyhouse July 22, 2012
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