jab

british word for stick a needle in me and pump me full of fauxine

so much virus, the jab was now mandatory. thank the queen.

by kingcomment March 23, 2021

JAB

(J)ust (A)nother (B)itch.

In the end, she's JAB.

by Mike January 07, 2005

jabs

"jack ass ball sack" - a person who usually acts like a dumbass, douche, tool, a peepee, or a combination of these.example sentence - cameran was being a jabs when he wouldnt bumb out cigs.

keegan hendrix, manny odonel, cameron faulkner, dane thompson, devin carrier, cory brown, cory hall, aaron murray, chad welch = #1 jabs.

by everyonewhoknowsu February 24, 2009

Jab

Jab is a term for a quantity (usually twelve or thirteen) of narcotics, specifically rocks (crack cocaine), blows (heroin) or weed (cannabis). The narcotics are often packaged in individual knotted or ziplock baggies and then placed in a larger clear knotted plastic bag.

"Gonzo dropped the jab in the alley when he saw the police."
"He up that jab in the lot"
"Helsel has then jab up his ass."

by TKCarradie May 31, 2014

Jab

The thrust motion of inserting a tampon.

Woke up this morning and had to jab.

by Theartofjab September 01, 2016

Jabbed

The word jabbed means injecting yourself , being injected, being punched or being stabbed

The word jabbed does not mean give head which some stupid girls from the roadmen ends think it does.

by Mr Robby g August 22, 2019

Jab

A strange way for people to say "Fuck" when they are referring to sex.

"Hey, Hihi do you want to jab?"

"I want to Jab her in the xxxx!"

by Trogdr June 24, 2008