p b and j

When a guy somethers his dick in peanut buter and spreads jelly in the girls anus and then butt fuck her making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The but being the buns

Shit man gave my chick a p b and j last night and she fucking screamed for more

by Jeff 321 December 11, 2007

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PB and J

Penis, Balls, and Jizz, a tasty treat.

All my dad gave me for lunch was a PB and J...

by Synister Spade March 14, 2019

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PB and J

To consume a pint and one beer then proceed to smoke a joint.

Mike: Hey you wanna get fucked up tonight?
Luke: I think I'm gonna go for a PB and J.
Mike: FUCK YA!!!

(Mike and luke then proceed to high five)

by ACIDPILLS October 20, 2008

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WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.

THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.

by HUGESET D February 5, 2009