J

‘'J'’ is the only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name 'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French masculine name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical/fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjection 'Woo!').

"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.

by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

J

1. A joint. obvious.
2. a Junkie. (the real definition most of the time.

ex. TI "Getting head from a J" 24's
ex 2. TI "I got the hard for the J" Dope Boys
ex 3. JR Money - My phone ringing cause i am the hook for the J"
"Wang"

by Andy Wang May 27, 2007

j

the equivalent to being chill.

Dude im cool, im j.
its sooo j here.

by paulday February 22, 2011

J

Another term for a vagina, short for "va-jay-jay."

I wanted to get some, but forgot to shave my J.

by lysspauli December 7, 2009

J

The verb of ejaculating pertaining to pwning another person. Short for jizz.

That guy just totally j'ed on your face!

by Llamas 4 lyfe March 19, 2009

j

1. A joint, or cigarette-paper rolled weed.

2. Slang for Air Jordan sneakers.

3. A Jew, especially a Jewish g, or gangsta. See also jigga

1. Yo, how many j's you rollin up for tonight?

2. That's a shiny pair of J's you got there, man.

3. He says he's both a J and a G.

by anon15432 December 15, 2008

J

a marijuana cigarette; short slang for "joint"

"Hey man, you wanna puff the J?"

by Sin Harvest January 3, 2007