self-inflicted bukkake

When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.

Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.

Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.

by Eat_My_Sammich June 16, 2011

Imflimbant

Recoculously incredulous and completely made up.

He was imflimbant towards me so I choose pistols at dawn sir

by LIC September 9, 2005

Inflictors

A definitely real, non-imaginary word that Jess can definitely use in her essay.

"Flanders and Pamela were inflictors of entrapment"
"No way dude!"

by elmo1 October 19, 2011

Iflidiot

Some idiot who is so self-obsessed and believes they know everything. It is basically the ‘fake omniscient idiot’ but when you use this word they won’t understand because they assume they know what you intended to say.

Hudson is such an Iflidiot
“Haha you can’t spell idiot” - The Iflidiot Hudson

by ItsMeYourRoaster June 27, 2021

Iylia

Highly Intelligent, Gangster Accountant, laugh out loud sense of humour. Everyone loves Iylia

Like the song ... "Iylia oh Iylia, say have you met Iylia, Iylia the gangster accountant ..."

by Wimbiweewoo September 23, 2021

self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

inflicted

to cause pain by self or by others

Morgan had broken bones inflicted by Rex.

by ジャック July 27, 2010