Item of shame

The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.

When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame

by Kitkatkate November 10, 2009

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Larva (itemLabel)

Larva is a secret OuiOui. Very few have been found before. Larva, unlike OuiOui, are a keychain. They do not contain a tail, ears, or feet. All they are is just a face with a bit of extra room. That's it.

Larva (itemLabel) is a keychain from OuiOui blind bags.

by mjv2011 March 26, 2022

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item

a couple; someone who is perceived as belonging to their partner

Mr Mac and Miss Cheese are an item.

by tania January 12, 2005

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Item 9

Item 9 IS the bees knees!

BHOhashweedTHCpurityitem 9

by Some dude! July 29, 2015

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itemlabel

the best company to ever exist

-ayo have you heard of itemlabel
-yeah its really cool

by itemlabel April 3, 2022

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item rape

What happens in any Mario Kart game when you get hit with a bunch of red and green shells, obstacles, and blue shells at the same time bringing you from 1st to 8th/12th. Brings the anger out of you instantly.

Guy: Yes! I'm gonna win the r-*crash by red shell*, *crash by green shell*, *blue shell explosion*, *falls off cliff*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Item rape!

by DKsDownBIntheAir July 6, 2009

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