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Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.
For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.
by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021
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Irritard

Irritards are people who are irritated and become incomprehensibly Retarded.
I was trying to have a conversation with Sally but John the Irritard wouldnt turn his music down, so I said, DAMN! JOHN! turn that music down you Irritard.
by Pip and Mark January 6, 2008
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Irritated

A state of being at which you are ready to punch the next person who fucks with you in the face.
Person 1: Bitch don't fuck with me right now, I'm so irritated.

Person 2: Those are women's jeans.
Person 1: Square up bud.
by Anon.myous November 8, 2016
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Irina

Russian, Good with cats, doesn’t like soup 😡, enjoys cooking, wears black, is pretty
Why is irina so pretty rn??
by Irina likes girls 225 July 28, 2021
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Irritate

1.to make one angry specialy by bitching and not Shuting the fuck up.
2. to be made uncomfrotable becuase of a rash thats itchy because your dirty.
Example 1.
dude 1. wtf is wrong with jerry?
dude 2. he is angry cuase his boss irritated the fuck out of him earlier.
Example 2.
chick 1. like what are you doing?
Chick 2. i like have this rash thats irritating me and.
Chick 1. like ewwww you have aids.
by Sahara Desert December 21, 2008
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irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.
1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks
by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021
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Reverse Self Irrigator

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.
Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
by ISStudent July 26, 2012
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