io

A stupid person who likes to make jokes, but always gets mistaken as the opposite gender. You're a Zion that did that Tiktok challenge where you remove the first and last letter of your name, aren't you?

Girl 1: OMG, that io is sooo cute! i love him/her!
Girl 2: Um... thats a girl/boy...
Girl 1: OMG, gross.

by candle in the stupid lantern May 24, 2021

IO

I am not an instant orgasm

IO is funny

by C.C. Sick June 8, 2021

Io

Io is an awesome girl. She will always make you laugh and you just want to be around her at all times. She's the one in the friend group that makes sure people don't kill each other.

Look do you see that girl Io, shes' really funny.

by cmgvm June 25, 2021

Io

Lap dance

Hey will you give a Io

by Patatiaris November 20, 2021

io

person that indulges in intercourse with ur maternal figure

sam - did it help?
io - i helped ur mom with sex last night lmaooo

by anonymous November 21, 2021

ío

She´s very beautiful and kind. Has one of the most uniques names in the whole world, that makes of her a very special girl. She has the name of the most beautiful moon of the planet jupiter and also the name of one the maids of Hera, in the greek mythology. Ío, you are cool, XOXO.

Look at Ío, she´s called like a moon.
I would love to call my daughter Ío.

by besosdetuperezosa November 22, 2021

io

Io is somewhat of a nice person. He likes cats. He likes women. He likes dogs. He also is very hot and muscular and tall. Also a big Family Guy fan. Also can beat the following people in a pvp battle on Minecraft:

- Orca ; Cribbet ; Quixxo ; TruePizzaMelon ; GreatGaurd ; g1ving ; etc.

He is overall a decent person.

Io is sooooo cool!

Io makes me bark!! woof woof!!

by io probably December 7, 2022