intourettes

The condition whereby it is difficult for one to refrain from saying something entirely inappropriate, offensive or irrelevant when communicating via the internet

Sufferers do not tend to suffer from regular Tourette's syndrome at all. Intourettes syndrome is NOT an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder; a common misconception. In fact it is developed as a result of over-exposure to intense levels of boredom.

Mild cases can occur, where the user types the inappropriate comment but manages to refrain from actually sending it, recognising the social unacceptability of their comment.

Intourettes tends to be more common than Tourette's syndrome because many people follow the viewpoint that anything is acceptable on the internet.

Uninteresting internet user: ahh my mum is pissing me off !!
Intourettes sufferer: Try bending her over the kitchen table and raping her up the shitter with a baguette until she learns her fucking place.

Uninteresting internet user: argh physics exam tomorrow, can't be arsed!
Intourettes sufferer: Kill it. Kill it with a spade.

by fluorescent! May 28, 2010

Indhumathy

Indhumathy is an introvert. She seems to be silent, but actually speaks a lot and think logically. She is away from all sentiments and cringe, but beautiful at heart.

Oh yeah! A secret-keeper, definitely she must be Indhumathy

by HarryRK December 17, 2021

Microwave Intuition

To pop something in the microwave, and then leave. Then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. Basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.

"Hey, why does Joe always get his food so quickly?"

"He has microwave intuition"

by Volleyball Blaiser October 5, 2011

Bed Intruder

An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."

Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"

by Jose Juan-Carlos Del Rio August 13, 2010

Bed intruder

A being dwelling in low-income urban areas that, when left unchecked, has a tendency to climb in windows and snatch people up. In the event of a bed intruder sighting, it is recommended that you hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands, as the bed intruder will proceed to rape everybody out there.

Did you hear about that bed intruder that popped up in Lincoln Park?

by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010

inhumane

Doing something cruel and feeling zero regrets after.

Choking a dog is inhumane.

by idkwhyimhere August 7, 2015

inthain

(adj. derived from John Thain, former CEO of Merrill Lynch): describing extravagant behavior by the head of a failing organization, e.g. office renovations ordered by a CEO when the company is insolvent or bankrupt; akin to 'fiddling while Rome burns'

He spent $35,000 for a commode? That's positively inthain!

by wellwell February 5, 2009