Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009

mindless self indulgence

the greatest band in the world, that is all you need to know.

"Mindless Self Indulgence rocks my socks off"

"If it were not for MSI, i wouldnt know how to spell indulgence"

"Let me burn your mindless self indulgence cd"

"Jimmy cought my lighter"

by Bill+Pot=High March 8, 2004

insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.

Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

mindless self indulgence

techno industrial pussy-punk! at least the lead singer (urine) calls it that! They are absolutly brilliant live and they are what all the cool retards aare listening to so buy there CD so they can buy another can of soup!!!

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

mindless self indulgence

MSI mindless self indulgence. Electro Snark Punk. Jimmy urine-singer Steve righ?-guitarist Lin-Z-Bassists 'oh so hott' Kitty-drummer. The music is amazing, truely amazing. They are the most Un-talented musicians taht are awsome at it. They are amazing live, Steve continuously asks the crowd to spit on his face. Jimmy tends to wipe his ass with stuff and hands it to the crowd, and occasionaly jacks off during the masturbate song. Their mosh pits are now definded by me as the Death Pits...warning...do not enter unless your insane.

"MSI will make you Wicked Gay"

"This song is the song that will get all the goth girls to fuck me"

"Here sell my ass juices on ebay"

"Yo yo yo who you calling a faggot? When your out gay bashing i'll be at your house...fucking your girlfirend...in the ass!"

by Juju Jesus P. April 30, 2005

Bus Insurgents

Bus Insurgents are people who try to escalate violence on public transport.

Note the case of Epic Beard Man, wherein Bus Insurgents yelled racial epithets like "pinky" and "beat his white ass" in an attempt to escalate violence while riding public transports.

by IUSAI February 23, 2010

Headass Insurance

When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.

"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"

by Bobbylight69su June 8, 2018