Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

by Maddog May 22, 2014

insurrection

Star Trek: Insurrection - the movie that ended the franchise. The biggest disappointment in Star Trek history. Turned away all the fans that still believed after Star Trek: First Contact. After this, nobody even bothered with Star Trek: Nemesis.

Star Trek: Insurrection, was even a bigger disappointment than the Star Wars prequels.

by Robert Shawn January 7, 2004

insurrection

a kick ass band that will rock your fucking socks off. yeah. thats right.

dude, insurrection fucking kicked last night.

by Mike Samuels (not really) April 8, 2005

Insuperior

Inferior White People.

That white man has insuperior genes, he’s allergic to gluten.

by ChaoticMelanin May 23, 2022

Schrodinger's insurrectionist

Someone who decides how much he/she wants to use violence and tear apart government and society solely based on the consequences that come to them personally when others react to their actions, particularly in relation to the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol building on January 6, 2021, openly bragged about their participation and pride in their actions in online forums and social media, and then declared that they "regret" their actions after being arrested. It could apply to anyone who wants to cause chaos and tear apart or upend society for any reason but declares a sudden complete reversal upon realizing that others are not in favor of it and that there will be personal consequences for them. The implication is that the consequences and disapproval of others are the main/only reason for their stated regret or the reversal of their position. Related words: Schrodinger's asshole, Schrodinger's idiot

Newscaster: The man, one of many who stormed the Capitol building during the riots on January 6th, has been fired from his job and, if convicted, faces at least ten years in prison. His wife has declined to comment and has stated that she is filing for divorce. The man will be pleading "not guilty" and says that he "regrets" his actions that day. He insists that he did not actually enter the building itself, although he did post a video on Facebook last week of himself standing under the rotunda, screaming, "I have no regrets!" (shows video)
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!

by dictionaryenchantress February 9, 2021

Insurection

An erection that must be dealt with to insure against premature ejaculation at a later juncture.

Chuck: Dude, so how was the big night with Heidi?'
Randy: Man she was looking so hot in that miniskirt I had to put down an insurection in the wash rooms before we even left the restaurant.

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by soft rock moment January 24, 2011

Insuferior

N. Opposite of superior

N. Replacement of the word inferior

N. Worse than

A belittling term

Man 1: Why are you so much better than me at everything?

Man 2: Because you are insuferior to me.

by SkeletalWalrus December 7, 2010