Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Playing the instrument

Engaging in an act of fellatio with a male sexual organ

She was playing the instrument last night

by XenoMR2 November 3, 2008

Instrument Hoarding

Collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. Those who do it are known as Instrument Hoarders or a Pretentious Douche Bag

Girl: So my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. He's so artistic and deep.
Guy: Orly? Does he know how to play?
Girl: No...
Guy: Your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument hoarding douche.

by imthatawesome September 29, 2010

Instrumental Fatality

When you sexually assault a musical instrument, because musical instruments cannot consent.

He made love to the piano, that is instrumental fatality, he must be punished!

by We go up May 28, 2021

Instrument Hungry

When a person in a school band is so eager to switch to a different instrument that they completely change what they want to switch to if it means they can depart from their original instrument.

Dane originally played trumpet and he hated it, and he wanted to first switch to clarinet, but his band director didn’t let him. He was so instrument hungry that he looked into what instruments there was a lack of and picked French horn, despite him hearing many complaints.

by British Goat June 12, 2021

mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

instrument tech

One who is jealous of a electricians possible immorality.

They usually have feminine emotions.

They will take 30 minutes to tell a 5 minute story for they laugh every other word.

That instrument tech won't stop talking just like a woman.

by Warlock king April 17, 2014