Instawet

When a man makes a woman instantly wet for them.

For example; Angela gets Instawet when she thinks of Adam; Adam makes Angela Instawet; Angela needs a courtesy wipe from Adam making her Instawet.

by PrincessFluffyPants May 12, 2020

Instatute

Talentless girls usually plastered with too much makeup who take selfie’s and nothing else on social media. .

Oh ook at me, I’ve got no talent. Give me some likes. - Bloody Instatute! Instatute is a work mix of Instagram and Prostitute

by Maverick 51 May 18, 2021

instanity

to become instantly insane

singing that song gave him instanity

by matt silvers March 10, 2008

Instatwitumblebook

Verb.

The act of posting a picture to instagram, twitter, tumblr, and facebook all at the same time.

Andrew: "did you see that picture of Becca and me I posted last night?"
Julia: "nooo???"
Andrew: "how could you not have? I instatwitumblebooked it!"

by Andrewcitoooo September 1, 2012

instathots

A Thot that is consistent or always showing love on instagram

Mike: Aye you john follow this sexy ass girl?
*shows picture*
John: hell yeah she a instathots

by Stylinout6 January 4, 2014

Instashit

When some serious shit goes down instantly

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and her mom walked in causing instashit

by Gootintag April 2, 2010

Installitis

From the latin Haddenus, condition exist when one is not able to lift arms above shoulder level to properly work on a vehicle. Sometimes comes when you are assigned a job that is above your mental mechanical level. Also when you are a complete idiot but do not know it , but still think you are the smartest person ever!

Dan: "I'm feeling like a Dinosaur today and with these raptor arms Im not able to work on this car."

Tom: "Looks like a bad case of installitis!"

Dan: "mmmmmmmm I got to go home Im sick"

by Muddafuckajones August 20, 2013