instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

Instaneity

When your date is so dazzling that you forget your words

On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore

by Red in the Hed June 9, 2020

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instatoxication

When one intoxicates themselves of one substance and immediately feels the affects of the substance.

Yeah man! I got Instatoxication of that!

by A-Malogna June 14, 2010

instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Instadon

An instant erection.

Emmy flashed me her tits on webcam and i was like WOWAWEEWA, i got an instadon..

by el ramo November 4, 2010

instahoe

(N) - anyone who uses instagram as a source for getting laid. These people typically scour through follower lists of their friends that they actually know in person, in order to increase the chances of this new user actually living nearby. Beware of Instahoes, because they did it to you, which means they will probably do it again.

I met my girlfriend on Instagram, and boy was that stupid. She cheated on me with another Instagram user who lives nearby. What an Instahoe.

by truthseeker__ August 16, 2014