instable

Insane and unstable

Dylan is instable

by c_rain1234 March 27, 2017

Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals

eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!

by SUzyQ May 12, 2014

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Instable Operating System

An operating system prone to crashing - commonly referred by newbs as an Instable Computer - however, calling it such is incorrect.

Windows XP is an instable operating system. It tends to crash when documents remain unsaved for long periods of time.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Instaballin

Noun, a state of being in which one is instantaneously affluent or wealthy.

Dude, once I get this business started, I'll be instaballin.

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 13, 2010

instabarf

When you instantly vomit, commonly after takin a nasty shot or when you smell something dead.

"Did you see that dude chug that tequila out the bottle and then instabarf?"
Or
"When I looked in my girls little trash can by the toilet I straight instabarfed!"

by Cagz June 7, 2014

Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.

Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.

by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016