InTexticated

people that text and drive in a daze and arn't paying attention to driving

"InTexticated"

Has a new word for people that text and drive
"Intexticated"
I'm wondering if there going to come up with a device to determine if your in Intexticated or not while driving ???????

by RowdyRebel November 17, 2009

infoxicated

to affect temporarily with diminished physical and mental control by being a room surrounded by absolute hotties.

Jeff was stuttering and was clumsy when we visited my girlfriend in the changing room at the gentleman's club, he was definitely infoxicated.

Bill totally pissed himself when the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders posed with him for a picture, what an infoxicated douche.

by Biggestwhoop October 25, 2011

intexticated

Driving while focusing on a text message.

Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.

by The Biz June 20, 2012

infoxicated

Someone completely under the influence of Fox news.

John is infoxicated after watching Sean Hannity.

by Reeder@54 May 27, 2018

intexticated

The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

by Eric66 December 29, 2007

intexticated

When someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight
Girl: *no answer*
Guy: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're intexticated when you pick up that phone

by yoMomma420 June 1, 2010

Incoxicated

The euphoric feeling that the center piece of a gangbang gets after the first penetration happens. The overload of chemicals during and after multiple male partners have satisfied said center piece

Steve: My god Teresa was really hit her stride after guy number four.
David: Yeah man, she was majorly incoxicated!

by Elvis Jesus June 12, 2013