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incoxicated 

A person who has at least two holes filled at the same times. The person could be male or female and the holes could be filled with penises, dildos, strap ons, or fists.
Julianne had a three way with two guys last night and became incoxicated.
incoxicated by Admiral Thrawn August 11, 2009
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Incoxicated 

The euphoric feeling that the center piece of a gangbang gets after the first penetration happens. The overload of chemicals during and after multiple male partners have satisfied said center piece
Steve: My god Teresa was really hit her stride after guy number four.
David: Yeah man, she was majorly incoxicated!
Incoxicated by Elvis Jesus June 12, 2013

Intoxicate  


1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.
If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.
Intoxicate by Jafje May 20, 2007

insexicated 

Adj: affected by or as if by copious amounts of fornication.
They lay there like two people that were insexicated after a night of debauchery.
insexicated by Cairopractor March 25, 2008

intexicated

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf
intexicated by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
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