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fashionably incognito 

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.
Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??
fashionably incognito by matt January 5, 2005
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Incognitoris 

The clitoris you cannot find.
She seemed to be getting frustrated. I couldn't find her freakin' incognitoris.
Incognitoris by weasel t July 24, 2009

incognito nut 

When the guy you’re giving a blowjob to doesn’t warn you before he’s about to bust and he nuts in your mouth with no warning.
“The dude I was blowing last night totally gave me an incognito nut!”
incognito nut by Lillianmoonstars November 21, 2019

shit incognito 

when in the normal course of taking a dump, it, for either unexplained or explained reasons, doesn't smell.
dude, i had a boxing match last nite. my opponent beat the crap outta me, and gots my nose all busted up. anyway, i had to takes a dumps this morning, and my normal paper peeling stench was shit incognito.
shit incognito by tom francen August 26, 2007

incognito mode

A place where people go to watch porn.
We went incognito mode for no reason.
incognito mode by PersonThatShoots February 8, 2018
a mode in the new google chrome browser that doesnt trace youre cookies or history. somtimes referred as "porn mode"
DUDE I WAS DOING THINGS IN SECRET IN INCOGNITO MODE!!
incognito by COB!@R#$FAS October 22, 2008

incognito bush

A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
incognito bush by westfalia May 11, 2010