Inflectious

adj. Synonym of infectious, totally legit.

That zambombie is so inflectious.

by the Polar Bear Canadiana January 12, 2010

Weast Infection

When a guy rolls a blunt, doesn’t wash his hands, and proceeds to finger you, giving you a yeast infection!

Tony gave Brittney a weast infection last Friday!

by Bortboy2 December 5, 2019

urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.

"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."

by RetardLOL February 25, 2014

Canadian Yeast Infection

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.

For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.

I gave my girl a Canadian Yeast Infection at the car wash last week.

by PerryG December 11, 2019

sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Sighness infection

A mood where you feel like sighing all the time. Usually the "infected" are unhappy, but may also be wistful or any other emotion which produces sighs. Not to be confused with clinical depression, which is more persistent but not necessarily more intense.

May also be called "sighnessitis."

Rubi contracts a sighness infection every time she thinks about how her sister Reema got into Harvard but she didn't.

by PBMax February 24, 2008

Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.

Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.

by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009