mentally incontinent

A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.

Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"

Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"

by Hexfet November 23, 2009

incontinence

fecal incontinence growing problem in USA ( too many gay's too few butts )

I have fecal incontinence use my mexican washcloth after butt plug & try more blow horn. Lighten up dude just stay next to the pot.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

incontent

It's like being content, but it's the opposite. You shouldn't need a dictionary for this.

'Your mum was good, but im incontent'

by incontent May 6, 2021

financial incontinence

In*con*ti*nence, noun (L. incontinentia)

A condition that results in the pissing away of money; piss away money.

I'd be rich if it wasn't for my financial incontinence.

by Matt Haysom February 6, 2009

Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.

Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."

by franclml April 8, 2009

headphone incontinence

the socially inappropriate incapacity to keep the noise from one's headphones from leaking all over nearby people (e.g., bus/subway/train passengers, coworkers)

The quiet car is sometimes soaked with headphone incontinence.

by human unit 19NN-NN-NNTNN:NN:NN January 6, 2015

pseudo-incontinence

The perception that you have incontinence even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to urinate

After that giant soda, I felt a wave of panic and thought I had pseudo-incontinence, but it was just the urgency to find a bathroom!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025