Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

cotton candy income

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

by mynah1 September 15, 2009

Incomperstandable

Someone whom is so unbelievably incoherent and incompetent, that you are simply unable to withstand them. This usually occurs with someone you have to work with or be with for a long period of time.

Guy: “ughh I can’t work with Mike anymore he’s an idiot.”
Girl: “Okay let’s try to get him fired.”
Guy: “Should be easy he’s freaking incomperstandable.”

by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

incomputerado

without a computer or computer access, as incommunicado is without communication

I went on vacation without any of my high tech toys, being virtually incomputerado until my return.

by Sheila Boltuch January 9, 2008

Income Support

Money given to people without work that DO posess a house. This therefore means tramps are NOT on income support. It is meant to be spent on food and clothing, but an ACTUAL SIENTIFIC STUDY shows that 73% of people on income support buy cigerettes. (No offence if you don't!)
NB) NO offence was meant with this definition.

Income Support Guy: 10 Malbero's, please.
Cashier: That will be £2.71 then sir.
Income Support Guy: Erm, *fiddles around in pocket* just take it outa ma book! *Produces income support book*

by Da Gaz December 27, 2004

Income Tax Baller

A person that pretends to be a baller, aka have alot if money, when they get their income tax refund.

You know that income tax baller just got her check. She usually shops at H&M and now she's at Saks during tax season.

by IvanDA December 11, 2013

Income inequality

A naturally occurring part of civilization; just like education inequality (e.g. not everyone has PhDs), hair color inequality (not everyone is blond) and location inequality (not everyone lives in a city or a two-story house).
Often used by leftists, moonbats, and the Obama Administration and like-minded as class warfare to drum up division and anger among citizens.

Malcolm got his MBA after five years of work experience and is now earning $150k a year at his new job. Tina dropped out of college, where her major was Women's Studies, and is stuck with a $30k a year job. Income inequality!

by bizsmack January 22, 2014