Incest Monkeys

Two or more people who are closely related, that have a large amount of sex all the time.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Jim and Kate?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, they totally had sex."
Guy 1: "Incest Monkeys."

by R.J. Harris September 2, 2011

ur ancestor are incestor

The ultimate comeback to any offense of your beloved A N C E S T O R S

Dave: ur mom gay
Cuck: ur dad lesbian
Boye: ur granny tranny
Jimbo: ur grandpap a trap
Dave: ur ancestor are incestor
*WWIII*

by Comedic and Factual March 15, 2018

incesticide

incest- sexual intercourse between people within the same family.

suffix- icide- to get rid of. (e.g., pesticide)

a kick ass nirvana album.

incesticide is one of the best nirvana albums.

by dead is grunge April 25, 2004

Incest

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Oh boy I can’t wait to incest my sister

by Holynevil December 18, 2018

incestalicious

adj- the quality of being so absurdly attractive as to legitimately incite a desire to commit an incestuous act.

"Dude, you should really think about f'in your sister cause she is incestalicious!"
"Who could blame Jon Voight for thinking his daughter is incestalicious?"
"Oedipus was a sick bastard because no one thought Jocasta was incestalicious and he still f'ed her."

by artvandelet September 12, 2005

Andres Iniesta

A Spanish footballer who came from Fuentealbilla, and went to Barcelona's academy La Masia. He started to make a name for himself professionally in the 2010-11 season, after his 2010 World Cup Final goal. Known for his insane vision, finesse, and balance while skilling the crap out of defenders, and being a humble man on the pitch, Iniesta is the whole package. His signature move is "la croqueta".

"Did you see Andres Iniesta pull, that spin move off a PSG defender?"
"Yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!"

by theoneandonly223 February 11, 2014

incesterbation

When you have sex with your clone, your doppelganger, or a version of you from a parallel universe.

If you clone yourself and then have sex with the clone, it is neither incest nor masturbation, but both: incesterbation.

by Anon Imus November 16, 2006