Fish in Need of Water

A sexual position in which the women involved is in the doggy style position, whether she be receiving anal or vaginal intercourse. When the man reaches climax and is about to ejaculate, he turns the woman over onto her back and punches her in the throat, causing her to gasp for air. While she is gasping for air, the man proceeds to cum into her mouth causing the woman to choke and eventually drown in his semen.

After buying this one bitchy prostitute, I decided to perform the Fish in Need of Water because she was annoying and no one would miss her.

by Nicholas Ramos January 13, 2008

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

by bluebear October 2, 2022

Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear

A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.

This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.

I use this at work for people who get caught up in drama instead of doing their job.

Hey, buddy, focus. Objects in front of you are not as shiny as they appear.

by McFeather November 6, 2008

in and of itself

Synonymous to per se.

That's a false statement in and of itself.

by surrea1 March 9, 2009

i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph

A fancy way of saying who is joe

Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother

by yupit'shim March 25, 2021

Drunk in charge of social software

To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.

Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'

by Ed Mitchell December 24, 2008

In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022