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douchebag immunity

The false principle that asserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.
Anytime Ashton Kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming "douchebag immunity" Even though we all know that Ashton Kutcher is the King of All Douchebags.
by Anty Dizzle October 29, 2009
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dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
by Bongman7 October 16, 2006
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Diplomatic Immunity

A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.

The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"

"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"

"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"

Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
by fandango8 January 27, 2010
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immunity necklace

a phrase used in a group chat when someone is about to say something so out of pocket the rest of the chat cannot judge or make fun of them
because Susie called an immunity necklace in the group chat, Jimmy was not allowed to make fun of Susie for her outlandish statement
by gingersnap2311 October 3, 2022
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voice immunity

After a period of time together, couples become "immune" to each others voices.
After seven years of marriage, John developed voice immunity to Janet.

"John?"
"Hey John?"
"Johnnnnnn?
by Tina Ballance March 12, 2008
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cliquomatic immunity

Pronounced Clique-O-matic immunity
Ones ability to interact with all social groups while not necessarily conforming to the standards of any particular social group (clique)

ex. A person who may hang out with the skaters one day then punk rockers, nerds or jocks the next day
New kid: hey is that chad chiilin with the nerds I thought he was and jock
Other guy: Nah he has cliquomatic immunity he is free to chill with whoever he wants.
by danimal799 July 11, 2010
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Meme Immunity

Meme immunity is when an individual has been exposed to every version of a meme and, therefore, it no longer seems as funny/interesting to them.

When meme immunity occurs for the majority of the online community, the meme is said to be 'out of date' or 'over-used'. At this point, many people start using the meme ironically.

People who have less exposure to memes often develop meme immunity later than everyone else.
Person 1: "I can't believe Bob still uses Harambe memes unironically. I thought everyone would have meme immunity by now."

Person 2: "He doesn't go online much so he isn't exposed to memes as often."
by Cherry_Cola October 30, 2016
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