iDickhead

A person who constantly brags about having the latest Apple product, and who treats Steve Jobs as a god, and Apple as a religion.

(Almost the same as iWanker but iWanker does not include the religion bit)

iDickhead: Hey dude I just got the new Apple iPhone 5, and I'm getting the new...
Bob: Shut up!!

by mrdogfood97 October 3, 2012

idoc

Used as an Instagram post captions for beautiful independent women to confuse their boyfriends on the meaning.

This is caption is strategically unclear as a way to put more focus on the pure beauty and smiles going on in the photos, rather than posting without a caption "idoc" is used in its place.

Girlfriend: *Instagram post caption* "IDOC !! part 1"

Boyfriend: I don't know what this means, but damn she is beautiful!

by LongJonTheArchitect October 13, 2020

Idonk

A apple IPod or other music player.

Dude did you grab your Idonk?

by Nopistons January 19, 2009

idecker

when you shit on someone's Ipod, Iphone, or I-anything.

Not to be confused with a BlackberryDecker.

That iPhone was just sitting there on the table, so rather than steal it, since I hate AT&T, I left an idecker for everyone to share. I would never leave a BlackberryDecker, or even a droidDecker, but leave your icrap unattended, and idecker.

by idecker do January 4, 2010

IDCOK

I Don't Care Or Know.

What is the value of x?

IDCOK

by nazanin.jelena April 9, 2018

Idokms

This means “I’m debating on killing myself”

Mom-“Im idokms”

by fathead191 July 14, 2018

Idoccutaned

When you are a special forces infantryman, top in your class in medical school nearly graduated a prime athlete with dazzling green eyes, perfectly luscious red lips, a ripped body. You take an acne drug, Accutane, for a few weeks and then your life gets completely wrecked with over 12 serious illnesses.

Hey man! Did you hear about the top student in med school? I hear he got Idoccutaned!

by redroger October 11, 2019