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identitties

Tits that are identical in shape, size and softness, including nipple size, at least to the naked eye.

Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.

from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female
I prefer non-identitties to fake identitties anyday.

Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.
by Alan-a-Dale March 15, 2011
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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020
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Immense

means amazin, fab, really good, can be used for anything!
oh my god bry, that party was immense!

oh that top is immense!
by georgia b February 13, 2005
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Identity

n.

Something that describes an individual entity by it's properties.
Humans can identify themselves with a birth name.

E.g.-"My mother named me Mistake, now I have an identity."
by xerocide July 31, 2008
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Imene

Imene is the best person in the world she is the kindest cutest girl ever , she cares so much for her friends gives them really great advice , she is lovely sweet and a wonderful human being who deserves the best . Every body loves her so much , she overthinks alot but she should know that her friends are there for her if she needs them and shouldn’t hesitate to ask them . She is also realistic
Imene is soo sweet

I wish I had a friend like imene

I should spell the tea to imene
by Bobpewds November 22, 2021
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Identityjob

Hiring a male sex worker and informing him to roleplay as whatever, such as your coworker, specifying to never break character, then hiring a female sex worker and telling her the exact same thing. Usually accompanied by a hidden camera and/or recorder.
Person 1 (halfway inside Person 2’s ass): “Alright, out of roleplay for a moment, you’re giving me, like, 50 bucks for this, right?”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”
by Sinsaunstalker May 2, 2023
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Colourful racing identity

"Crook" or "gangster", expressed in a way that won't get you sued for libel, as used mainly in the Australian press.
Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.
by mister_cj June 30, 2009
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