Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.

Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!

by fabulousllama June 18, 2014

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Obliviously

When something is so obvious it freaking confuses the person who didn't see it, making them oblivious.

"Hey did you know Clark Kent is really Superman?!"
"Yes, didn't you?"
"Obliviously not!"

by ModernByron June 25, 2015

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Obliviousity

The state of not knowing what's going on around you, but probably smiling and nodding right along with everyone else anyway.

Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.

He was so oblivious, he wasn't even aware of his own obliviousity. How did he get to be in charge, anyway?

by Are these real words now? May 4, 2016

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e-blivious

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.

Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!

by blam-co December 17, 2010

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As oblivious as Mubarak

The uncanny ability to not see what is happening right in front of your eyes.

Refers to Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak, whose people took to the streets in the hundreds of thousands, wanting his 30 year old reign to come to an end. And yet, he wouldn't leave.

She's as oblivious as Mubarak if she thinks that duck face is going to get her any action tonight.

by mversion February 25, 2011

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