I'm a creeper

Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick tock tick tock
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its tole
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me "Tonight we dine indoors"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's official, A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle
Take a listen It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing, gone fission
White hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, Ocelot, Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom boom boom

Girl: wtf
Super-god-poggers-lord Chad: I'm a creeper

by ghjfghjkfgthyuj r675dfghrtdhfg May 26, 2021

I'm A G

to mean that aperson goes hard or that they are gangster.

'' I did not punk out on that roller coaster, I'm a G''

by silverblade10 August 11, 2009

I'm a lesbian

Listen, if your a dude here, get out. This is for the confused lady's out there. If you fellow girls out there have every thought of saying or have said "I'm a lesbian" Then you are probably a Lesbian, aka your a girl who likes other girls. In most cases, ya like..ya know-

"I'm a lesbian, and I like girls"

by Lea kid on the street October 8, 2020

I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.

Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390

by Dewey Meister May 31, 2006

i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:

"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"

by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017