Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

i heard from a friend of a friend

that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨

Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022

I heard that

Something homosexuals say instead of just saying “ok”

“Want to get dinner tonight in key west on the nude beach?”
“no i’m busy tonight with a women”
“I heard that”

by 1x.darius September 21, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 5, 2025

I heard you were strong...

when you were able to beat something so strong Goku pops out of nowhere...

Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you were strong...

by erono July 29, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

I Feel Heard

When you are in a conversation and all parties have exhausted their talking points and begin going in circles, an amicable end to the chat is put in place for sanity's sake, and to cordially move forward.

Yurk: Ok, just because YOU follow a loser franchise, your QB leads the league in Empty Calories, and you have Sports PTSD, doesn't mean MY team will also suck.

Brett: It does, I have seen this movie before.

Yurk: Ok, we have been at this for 10 minutes, I Feel Heard.

Brett: I Feel Heard too, let's go get some schwarma, brosef.

by Mike109999 February 14, 2026