hypochondriarchy

A society ruled by hypochondriacs.

I am delighted that all normal human expression has been outlawed by the hypochondriarchy, I feel so much safer now.

by madeupmike May 17, 2022

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Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.

Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.

by postitnotes July 5, 2010

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Syrup hypochondria

When one pours syrup or some other sticky condiment on their food, gets some on themselves, and immediately starts feeling like they have it all over themselves, oftentimes in the most unlikely of places.

Joel got syrup all over his hands and mouth this morning and now he's got syrup hypochondria..

by avada_kalishnakov May 17, 2011

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Hypochondritard

Derived from the word hypochondriac-the fear of always being sick. Hypochondritard is the means of taking that fear onto an excessive amount and appear to be so pathetic in the sense of over dramatizing the sickness that you think you have.

Wow Joe is a hypochondriac from the looks of it hes more like a hypochondritard.

by Nealyhorse July 12, 2009

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hy•po•car•dri•a

1. An excessive preoccupation with the correct mechanical function of one's car, usually focusing on some particular symptom, such as an unfamiliar noise or the slightest of vibrations.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's car.

After having his vehicle serviced he became a complete hypocardriact.

by Slagood April 10, 2013

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