chronic hypernasal dysplasia

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.

*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia

by SleepyDoc9000 July 2, 2017

Catastrophic Hyperplasm

What results when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.

According to current theory, when the Great Attractor tries the swallow the Great Central Node, it will reduce the entire Universe to Catastrophic Hyperplasm.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

hyperass

That which accelerates one's assic functions.

That Snickers™ bar was HYPERASS, I got the shits!

by That P August 25, 2007

Hopegasm

A sexually transmitted virus that originally started amongst fans of the Japanese game/anime/novel/manga franchise Danganronpa.
Generally spreads easily between people with neurological disorders.

Hajime: I hope Junko dies
Komaeda: *Hopegasms*
Hajime: Ew.

by Hopegasms should be illegal August 20, 2021

HYPERMAMMIFEROUS

Really big tits.

Tommy Lee introduced him self to Pamela by licking the Hypermammiferous star.

by fo-shizzle-mah-nizzle May 9, 2003

hyperamnesia

a condition in which one forgets about something too much; a state of great oblivion.

He forgets about everything; perhaps, he is a victim of hyperamnesia.

by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010

hyperspasm

an explosive emotional reaction to bad or unwanted news.

Losing one's ability to react calmly.

Losing one's rational thinking process and going berzerk.

Loss of all fundamental rationalization.

A situation that has lost all control.

Geez mom, don't go into a hyperspasm just because he's black and Jewish!

The teacher opened Johnny's box and a frog jumped up at her sending her into a royal hyperspasm.

When Mark heard that his wife voted for Obama he had a hyperspasm attack in the parking lot.

Our current economy is suffering an unprecedented hyperspasm.

by tainochief November 19, 2010