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Hyperborean Phenotype

I am a hyperborean Phenotype, and you are a monkey
by hyper Boro June 8, 2022
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HyperViperSniper

someone that says or does exactly what they want at anytime, anyplace
that kids a hypervipersniper
by Airrick April 18, 2005
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Hyperspermia

to produce more semen during an ejaculation than usual due to high levels of arousal or long-term abstinence from masturbation.
Boy/Girl 1: "Oh my god, that was a big cum shot!"
Boy/Girl 2: "I know! I must have hyperspermia or something ;)"
by Jaden07 December 5, 2010
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Hyperbole

The hands-down absolute BEST fucking thing in the world, of all time, OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!
I could give ten billion examples of hyperbole, but I don't feel like it.
by CrunchyCookie November 30, 2010
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hyperpipergoligists

A secret society (found in all countries) who really like plants.
hey are you going to that hyperpipergoligists meeting tonight
by Emily H November 19, 2007
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Hypermodernism

A reaction against the deconstructive nihilism of Postmodernism. A Hypermodernist believes that the end result of all human activity is a well-ordered universe devoted to experiencing life in all the myriad ways possible based on fundamental objective truth that can only be experienced subjectively, mediated by physical sense organs in the physical world and enhanced through technology.

On the hypermodernism spectrum there is nihilism on one hand (there are no absolute moral values), and complete Hypermodernism on the other (Moral values consistently change as the universe evolves; they are set by human authorities and must accord with a rational "Principle of Utility", furthermore, objective moral value can be determined purely through subjective observation of an underlying objective reality.)

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Example:

Mum the Potter: Rejection of self-reported data and all media as implicitly distorted and corrupt is a fundamental aspect of the Postmodernist way of thought.

Sally the Drummer: Those Postmods can't touch the absolute validity of the Hypermods and their new Hypermodernism . Shite, contrarily I contend with the hypermods that truth exists, we have access to it despite our implicit biases, and we can use that truth, so discovered, to solve temporal problems causing unnecessary suffering in our world. Amen.

Mum: Sounds like a Marxist plot.

Sally: Maybe. I guess we'll see.

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I'm practice Hypermodernism because I believe subjectively discovered truths lead to greater control of the underlying ultimate objective reality.
by Jordan B. Peterson November 18, 2017
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Hyperborean Shit

That shit that makes you feel euphoric, and gives you that Aryan spirit.
dog damn joe is a hyperborean shitter
by i hate joos 2024 January 1, 2023
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