hyonker

The noise your lungs make after taking a MASSIVE bong rip

“Woah Alex, that rip you just took was a fat hyonker!”

by Jblahblaha September 1, 2021

hylinx

hylinx is another great mutual/friend. they’re also very caring and kind. they are there for you when you need them as well. anyone that is friends with them is lucky and should be grateful!! they also take the time to talk to you and see how you’re doing. :D If you ever need to talk to someone, they will be there for you. They also care about their friends and family very much. <3

hylinx is an amazing friend!!

i know right?! i’m so lucky to have a friend like them.

by laven<3 April 15, 2022

hoinger

A euphemism for the male genetalia.

"His hoinger remained flaccid and unused due to the lack of attractive females"

by Mike Smith February 28, 2004

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

Hypin

To Get Hyper Over Somethin,

What Ya Hypin For Man?

by Cydney Dyson March 12, 2009

Hoing

(verb) When you are not usually a ho but you act like a ho rarely on occassion unexpectedly

Person 1: Damn! Did you see her! Shes usually not a ho!
Person 2: Yea dude, shes hoing tonight!

by cocksucker420 May 14, 2015

hoin' it

Ignoring obligations or being generally disagreeable. A person who is said to be "hoin' it" is generally a friend who has let the accusing party down in some way.

Joe: Dude I can't go to the party tonight. I need to help my grandma iron the drapes.

Me: You are hoin' it!

by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011