Hoverbate

The act of standing over a sleeping individual without the person knowing and masterbating.

Rosie hoverbated over Warren last night.

Warren is the most accomplished hoverbater.

by Nastycindy March 7, 2010

Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019

Hoverlap

Noun/verb originating from the greek root "Overlapus" and the College Park, Georgia slang "hoe".

1. To hook up with more than one girl in a 24 hour period.
2. To realize you and your boy(s) have hooked up with the same girl.

Frank: "Yeah man. I met this FINE girl at Cosmo last week. Took her out on a nice date. We got back to my place, one thing led to another and ... well, you know I mean. I don't know. I kinda like the chick.”

Sam: “Nice man. What was she like? I might’ve seen her around. I’m at Cosmo all the time”

Frank: “She's about 5-5, dark hair. Real pretty face”

Sam: “5-5 dark hair. Hmph. I met a chick like that at Lava last year. Think her name was Julie”

Frank: “What!? Julie who??”

Sam: “Julie Jenkins”

Frank: “Julie Jenkins from - Nah it couldn’t be”

Sam: “Yeah, lives down in Midtown??”

Frank: “Awwww, man. We hoverlapped”

by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017

huerco

it means "kid" in the northern mexican states.

ese huerco fregado.

by riobravense January 18, 2010

Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869

Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world

by rudetabaga July 27, 2020