hurtily

adj. with great pain or discomfort.

Nuclear weapons can either kill quickly and painlessly or slowly and hurtily.

by Trevy the Great February 2, 2009

Horsingly

When your mom has an insanely fat ass.

Mackenzie's mom is absolutely horsingly.

by Miles_Edgeworth May 5, 2021

hurtingkov/Vspkouvrz

hurtingkov/vspkouvrz is a kouvr editor/fp on tiktok and spreads A LOT of positivity! She makes a lot of venting edits and loves her fans!

Person 1:omg have you seen @hurtingkov/vspkouvrz new post?
Person 2: YESSS IT'S AMAZING!

by lia jade June 6, 2021

Major Hurting

When something is really really bad, or when a guy or a girl are really ugly.

Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"

Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"

Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."

by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012

ovaries hurting

A girl wanting to have a child because of being around children

*girl around babies* girl 1: being around these kids got my ovaries hurting

Girl 2: girllll same.

by Thatbishhhhhh May 9, 2021

Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004