hurtin' curtains

A medical condition occuring in the labia following a high-speed collision with a solid object. Common catalysts include fences, doorknobs, hockey-pucks, and the wayard high-five. Extreme cases may also encompass the cervix.

Seth: What's wrong with you?
Krysta: That's the last time I play goalie, that slapshot gave me a mean case of hurtin' curtains.
Seth: At least it wasn't as bad as when Erika got hit with that high-five.
Krysta: Thank god, it's been two weeks and she still can't wear jeans.

by Seth and Krysta January 9, 2006

hurtin unit

somethin broken or someone screwed 4 life

that is one HURTIN' UNIT

by hdjgwudn May 30, 2003

Hurtin Ass

Someone who is down on their luck, Also Means Poor, Homely, Dirty and all around sad

Ashly you better get your Hurtin Ass on.
Man, Daleesha sure is Hurtin.
Fuck these dirty Hurtin ass hoes

by Trap Or Die November 3, 2005

hurtin' bomb

An extremely smelly and disgusting fart.

That dude just dropped a hurtin' bomb - I think i'm gonna puke.

by Mcenroe January 7, 2007

hurtin' on

picking on, or aggravating

Mrs. Johnson, tell him to quit hurtin' on me!

by Denise December 3, 2004

hurtin for a squirtin

one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself

Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!

by luigi1111111 May 15, 2018

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005