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hung like a 3 year old

Walter has a small peter, it looks like he is hung like a 3 year old.
by T Horse July 18, 2006
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hung like a discus

to have a penis that is very short and very thick.
Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.
by cambot November 4, 2007
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Hung Like A Seahorse

When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick
Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.
by o.t. guy December 10, 2010
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hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H May 4, 2005
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hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.
That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.
by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006
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hung like a lightswitch

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.
by Andrew K June 24, 2005
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hung like a Romero

/həNG/ līk/ a / Romero
- adjective

1) Hung Like A Romero: A phrase that originated from the great Ronnie Romero, PLAYGIRL Man of the Year, 1996.

2) Romero is a Spanish surname meaning: A person on a religious journey or pilgrimage; procession of elevated holy items. The pungent botanical herb of rosemary symbolizing remembrance and fidelity. A guardian of religious cemeteries or shrines. Therefore; being HUNG LIKE A ROMERO references having a penis that is considered a HOLY ITEM, being compared in size to that of a cemetery shrine, or a Penis that will definitely leading to Impregnation during intercourse.

3) Hung Like a Romero : the ultimate compliment a female could say to a man regarding his Penis.
Example 1)
"Oh, you are from the 90s - you're hung like a Romero!!!"

Example 2)
"I don't know Tommy very well, but Melissa said he is hung like a Romero and now she is pregnant..."

Example 3)

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnn Jonny - You are hung like a Romero!!"
by themongoose June 12, 2014
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