Hum

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

by Chris April 18, 2005

hum

Another nonsense word used by the Great Laza'rus. He usually says it when he is deep in thought.

hum... Now how can we embezzle that money from KFC?

by Lazarus September 11, 2003

Hum

Horny for cum!

I'm so hum... What the hell does that mean... I'll show you how I can fix it... how???

OH MY GOD!!! YES, RIGHT THERE, THAT'S IT!!!!!! YES DADDY< YES!!!!!!!!!

by THAT"S THE SPOT< YESS February 11, 2019

hum diggy hum hum

Expression used to illustrate being supremely gay by attempting to use "hip hop" jargon to solicit sex.

"While slamming a chair into the ground"
Hum diggy hum hum come here Br**tje.

by Daabdaniels love August 21, 2009

Hum

Short for a 'husband bum' or a lazy husband.

My SO is such a bum. He sits all day, watches tv and never helps me out in the house. He is a 'hum'.

by KGR January 05, 2014

hum

Defintion: Not very good

Background: From a drunken outing where a fat boy said I'm freddy farquar and i hum then fell down a hill and threw up.

Can be used in various contexts:

You hum lots
You're really humming
You hum like ....

etc etc

by Freddy Farquar [BUPTISS] April 07, 2004

hum mana hum mana

Hot guy, leaves ya speechless

Hum mana hum mana that guy leaves me breathless.

by Jinglecat April 16, 2017