hornitos

a condition involving the irrepressible urge to bang a chick with your toes.

dude, i had some serious hornitos last night, all the little piggys were fully erect

by tfollz January 3, 2011

howlitzer

when you are taking a crap and theres a fart behind it so that it shoots into the toilet, and youre butt cheeks slap together.

He was on the toilet pushing hard and let out a howlitzer

by 2baddavid February 6, 2008

Howittism

1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event

I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism

by bad.words November 15, 2010

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

howsitgoineh

traditional Canadian greeting, inquiring of the well being of the hoser being geeted.

"howsitgoineh?"
"ok eh."

by unsupervised February 5, 2005

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

Hornithologist

Once dedication to hornithology has been attained and you have proven to be an expert in such a field, you are now a full blown hornithologist

I've spent the last 30 years of my life studying hornithology, I must be a hornithologist by now.

by HRabbit December 6, 2016