phone hovering

The act of hanging around the home telephone, not doing much more than waiting for a "call-back" as promissed by the recorded message you left; the computer generated "we will call you back with-in XX minutes; or even if you happen to get a "live person", who states "I'll get right back to you"! Hovering or remaining near the phone so as not to miss a call, which in most cases, NEVER HAPPENS! Usually from a GOVERNMENT AGENCY, but not limited to that. A cordless phone would be a "Hoverphone"

I spent my whole day "PHONE HOVERING" to find out if my Health Coverage is in effect.

by CWFF January 16, 2014

Colleen Hovering

To arouse a female sexually in the form of written communication.

We couldn't FaceTime, so I had to colleen hoover her in order to send me scandalous pics.

We see each other tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks, so I was colleen hovering her all day today by explaining what I would do to her when I see her tomorrow.

by XxWalnutChickenxX December 19, 2022

Fiends Be Hovering

When addicts are moving from one place to another in search of something to satisfy their needs.

"I see the fiends are hovering by the hood."
"The fiends Be hovering all over the city looking for dem greens"
"Shit! the fiends are hovering agian by my door step" the dealer says

by Cza September 16, 2008

Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

havering

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".

Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering

by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011

Hoovering

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.

1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.

by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010

Hoevering

When that hoe over there hovers over a man, object, place, etc. Basically, when the bitch you hate (or everyone hates) is walking anywhere, thinking she cute.

Bitch, why you hoevering?!
Oh my god, she was hoevering all over Nephew.

by goodbadoriginal January 20, 2015