Hovercrafted

Farting so hard, you move in your seat.

I hovercrafted so hard, I almost shit my pants.

by Naburkish October 4, 2014

Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.

I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.

by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025