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Houtman

last name given from an alcoholic father who raises everyone else's children, except his own and loses his son while trying to race a airboat down the river while holding a beer in each hand
daddy houtman says "stupid kid. just go to the orphanage"
by AndreaKristeen January 15, 2009
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Husman

Aka husrus..a muslim gangsta who likes to steal friends videos and 3d stickers and books
Wax goes into toilet and comes back to his room to find his tony adams 3d sticker removed from his football album
by WaxE March 26, 2003
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Karen hausman

The woman Ariana grande was talking about in “god is a woman
I was just watching Karen hausman on TikTok,oh my god is she amazing and sexy
by Ruby d September 18, 2021
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Hoosman

One that has an abnormally small, erect penis.
John: You have quite a tiny penis, hoosman.
Tim: Fuck you, man.
by joolord November 21, 2009
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Houman

noun
1) a male given name: words meaning “tyrant” and “cunty.”

2) any person in a position of authority who exercises power oppressively or despotically.

3) If you’re named Houman then you would typically be the worst person to ever work for. You would be viewed by most as the 21st century Hitler in the workplace. His leadership approach is likely going to include backstabbing among all ranks, creating chaos within the organization, demoralizing anyone in his path, making the absolute worst business decisions ever seen, and a walking HR nightmare that will undoubtedly keep the legal department busy defending lawsuits brought upon the company from his actions.
How dare you talk to me like that and disrespect me. I will not be Houmaned by you anymore.

Ah man, not again. You just made another Houman decision that’s going to cost the company millions is losses. Next time pull your head out of your ass and just make a decent business decision so you don’t sink this ship.
by King of the CA Castle November 24, 2021
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Horsman

Used to describe gay men, who like to suck toenails.
Look at the horsman sucking toenail.
by Annonn2504 December 28, 2011
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Housbandry

1. A man who is a stay at home father and/or husband.

2. House husband who day drinks and binge watches Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube videos.
John and Jake attended the annual housbandry meeting at Paul's house to discuss brooms and beers.
by genconex September 19, 2018
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