Housemate Roulette

A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette

by Dale23 August 28, 2011

housecall

a robbery of the home commited by a group of people when no one is home

Watch the housecall boy

by dakarai April 4, 2003

housecall

When someone misses home!

Man, I'm 6 mounths in Iraq I feel a strong housecall

by observador December 6, 2015

house cat

a house cat is a younger man who is attracted to older women

A high school boy hitting on his friends mom. Thats a house cat.
Boys that hoot and holler at older women. Those are house cats.
The reverse of a cougar situation. Thats a house cat situation.

by iAttractCats November 5, 2012

House Cat

A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.

Chris was unable to go out after work with the guys for a few beers because he was a house cat.

by HomerHatesSalad July 26, 2008

the house cat

a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.

"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"

by emmerbembu September 30, 2011

housecatiality

When a human being has an un-natural attraction to a house cat.

"He LOVES his cats. He probably practices housecatiality.

by Mizz! March 30, 2009