Hotness Scale 

A measuring tool that many guys use to quantitatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. While girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. The scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. For example, Kirsten Dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. This is a fair rating. The minimum rating that most men would consider fucking is a 4.

EX-

A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.

Hotness Scale by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

hotness everdeen 

when your hotter than the girl on fire🔥🔥🔥

guuurrrrllll u r hotttt. hotness everdeen over hereeeee.

hotness everdeen by Mr Freckless April 17, 2017

Hotness Detector 

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.

"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."

Hotness Detector by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance

(n); When one is fully aware that they are overlooking the serious flaws in their partner's personality because he/she is so physically attractive, yet continues to willingly remain under their trance.

Adam suffers from Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance; he is aware that he is overlooking the serious flaws in Eve's psycho personality, and continues dating her because of her smokin' hot bod.

Hotness Hypnosis Ignorance by lyssaloo June 30, 2009

hotness glare

the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them

guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.

hotness glare by jackster1287 September 23, 2010

hotness monster 

A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)

Whoa! Hotness. She's a hotness monster!!

hotness monster by Jeanne August 26, 2004

Hotness rating 

The Hotness rating is a rating out of 10 that you give to a person of the opposite sex. The hotter the person, the higher the rating. Therefore, Scarlett Johansson is regarded as a 10/10, and Rosie O'Donnell scores a lowly 1/10.

Dude 1: Hey, i scored with this chick last night!!
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.

Hotness rating by Peter Von Schnitzel August 14, 2007