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hatchet

1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.

2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.

2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
by fishfoodforthemasses August 9, 2009
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Hatchet girl

Meaning you're affiliated with juggalo family. Leaving all bullshit behind you and representing a female who made it through her struggles. M
Female version of a hatchet man would be a hatchet girl.
by Mamagirl208 May 23, 2018
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hatchet slash

Hatchet slash is not a wound..per say. In the bible belt, the hatchet slash is most commonly refferd to as a womans fun hole. Close inspection of a vagina reveals this origin as it looks like god himself inflicted this most pleasing wound. Over the years, the hatchet slash has healed and evolved into the "harry end of a gut".
Wow man! I really wanna bang Hester's hatchet slash!
by Ussery June 29, 2007
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hatchet

-Similar to the female camel toe it is a variant of the male ninja toe where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.

-Small hand axe

-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade
Look at that poor fella sportin a hatchet in those pants, he's not impressing anyone.

My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.

We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.
by TheRealLordDampnut November 30, 2017
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Hatchet Girl

The female symbol for a juggalette. A juggalette is a female ICP ( Insane Clown Posse ) , horrorcore, and any artist associated with them and Psychopathic Records label. The males are referred to as juggalos, and their symbol is the original one... The Hatchet Man.
Hey... Look at my new Hatchet Girl merchandise that I bought! Juggalette Juggalo ICP horrorcore rap rock whoop whoop Psychopathic Records Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope Hatchet Hatchet Girl Hatchet Man Twiztid clowns The Dark Carnival Shangri-la The Great Melinko axe
by Cathie71 February 28, 2018
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Hatchet vs Genitals

One of the most disgusting videos on the internet, to this date. This video makes even 2girls1cup seem like child’s play. It features a man, some genitals, and a hatchet, the man proceed to get rid of the genitals, record it and share it with the world.
Dude have u seen 2girls1cup? Dude wtf faygot, have you seen hatchet vs genitals?
by Dro Co December 18, 2007
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bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon
i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound
by d-man December 11, 2003
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