1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.
2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.
2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
by fishfoodforthemasses August 9, 2009
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Hatchet slash is not a wound..per say. In the bible belt, the hatchet slash is most commonly refferd to as a womans fun hole. Close inspection of a vagina reveals this origin as it looks like god himself inflicted this most pleasing wound. Over the years, the hatchet slash has healed and evolved into the "harry end of a gut".
by Ussery June 29, 2007
Get the hatchet slash mug.-Similar to the female camel toe it is a variant of the male ninja toe where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.
-Small hand axe
-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade
-Small hand axe
-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade
Look at that poor fella sportin a hatchet in those pants, he's not impressing anyone.
My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.
We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.
My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.
We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.
by TheRealLordDampnut November 30, 2017
Get the hatchet mug.The female symbol for a juggalette. A juggalette is a female ICP ( Insane Clown Posse ) , horrorcore, and any artist associated with them and Psychopathic Records label. The males are referred to as juggalos, and their symbol is the original one... The Hatchet Man.
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by Dro Co December 18, 2007
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