To be a hoss
one must gain it,
This could mean to shave it.
When walking down the hall,
One cannot pass a fellow hoss without grabbing them at all.
One must grab the hoss in an odd way,
So they can get the
snap from all the honeys saying “
Hey.”
Even if it means to
slap a males glute,
Or when on the field to always get into a dispute.
The win, they always get it,
So when they walk down the halls they yell “Esketit!”
One must
test a security guard,
Which as they have proven, is not very hard.
They must have
hipster hair,
And every Saturday play dare dare.
Initiations may involve taking a hit at Doughboys,
Or partying every Saturday, With The Boys.
They must keep a pencil behind their ear,
And yell “Whoop!” at a volleyball game because they have no fear.
So to be a hoss you must act as a team,
But not the whole team.
