hose bag

a hose connected to an enema bag

"Bradley, your hose bag of a mom hates me"

by Bradley December 7, 2004

hose box

A computer or other electronic device of poor quality. A frustrating piece of shit that constantly malfs.

Christ on a bike, this Gateway is a real hose box.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

Psycho Hose Beast

Usually a female in gender, who after taking on your "hose" one or more times in any orphus of her body becomes, obsessive, psychotic, and tempermental.

"Morgan was cool to hang out with but after she sucked my dick and we fucked whe turned into a Psycho Hose Beast"

by Jojo! May 19, 2008

hose bag

"some that has sex for money or someone that has sex a lot"

"Man, I stuck my hose in her bag the other day"

by sexylady February 24, 2005

Psycho Hose Beast

a women is considered a Pycho Hoes Beast if and only if she is

1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"

i was eating at Pizza Hut, and Psycho Hoes Beast show up.... WHY

by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003

Psycho Hose Beast

An manly beached-whale sized female or something of that sort, equipped with blowholes, penises, vaginas, and eats fetuses!

Whoa dude! I boinged a Psycho Hose Beast. Her 23 penises were slapping me on the face.

by Haywood Jeblomi November 16, 2003

Hose Beast

A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.

Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 2, 2013