ninja horseback cop

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

horsehonkey

To display disgust, or to refute an incorrect statement.

"Are you kidding me? That's horsehonkey!"

by No Name99 February 24, 2008

Horseback Riding

The gayest sport known to man.

Dude, check out Fruity horseback riding.

by not shadowgod August 18, 2009

Horseback rider

Noun. When a mother has it's child, it immediately knows where the baby is going to go in life. Maybe an engineer, or a bar tender, or possibly an artist. But for the unlucky few, their child's future is HORSEBACKRIDING... dun dun dunnn. Horseback riders tend to have unlikable traits: obsession over their horse, best friend is their horse, puts picture of their horse on facebook and says "cute"

DONT BECOME A HORSEBACKRIDER

Hi my name is Alex and i have no friends all i do is horseback ride, i am a horseback rider :( (that is a common case)

by fjlsdifsdofosdfja December 24, 2009

horsejack

A phrase akin to "syke." Said after a statement which isn't true, to clarify that you aren't serious.

Your face is so ugly!
Really?
Naw I'm just jackin your horse.

I just ate three grams of crack! Just horsejackin!

by Horse Jacker January 29, 2008

Horseback style

Same thing as doggy style, but when a girl has two braids and you use them like reigns.

I was fucking my girl horseback style, I had to get her to slow down so I don’t but, so I ripped back on the reigns.

by TheMachinistJokes April 26, 2020

househacking

Using homeownership to lower your income taxes, as an investment, and generally as a way to make money.

Bob is househacking homeownership, lowering his income taxes, building equity, and putting himself in a position to flip his house soon for a tidy profit

by House Hacker June 29, 2021