Horschack 

A guy who tries to be someone he isn't. Usually plays golf and acts like a high roller but really isn't. A person who is fat, slimy, greasy, and a fake. His face reflects one of a horse and tries to crack jokes that aren't funny at all. He is an overall red neck that plays golf, usually has no money, no wife(still more than 5 kids), and has no health insurance due to his drinking and smoking all day. He is a guy that also yells at his kids at every sporting event and attends it like its the super bowl. He is a redneck dick that yells and screams, drinks, smokes, and plays golf all day. Yet, can't afford health insurance

"God Mike plays golf all day but can't even afford health insurance"
"yeah he seems like a horschack to me"

Horschack by MikeisAHorse March 29, 2010

horseback water 

The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.

Ezra: How's your horseback water?
James: It's so good, I feel healed!

Ezra: Praise God!

horseback water by Sean Rampolla November 14, 2020

horseback riding 

One of the most intense sports known to man. Not only because it's physically challenging, but it takes more than athleticism. Horseback riding takes commitment, time, patience, and most importantly building a bond with your horse. If you don't have a good relationship with your horse, you're not going to have a good experience. You need to spend as much time with your horse as you can, riding and on the ground. You need to learn how to work with your horse, not against your horse. It's a team sport, a team of two.

When everything is put together, and you reach a level of success, being on top of your horse is one of the most freeing feelings in the world. If you want to fly without the help of a man made machine, this is the only way you'll soar.

Me: "I can't go to the movies, I'm going horseback riding."
Friend: "Weren't you just there yesterday? Why do you have to go today?"
Me: "Yeah, I was there yesterday. I've gotta go spend time with my horse and ride."
Friend: "But that's so stupid."
Me: "Actually, quite the opposite. It's commitment and passion all rolled into one!"

horseback riding by spiffyjimmy90 September 21, 2007

Horseback rider 

a horseback rider is perhaps the greatest athlete, ever. Not only does she have to control a 1000 pound animal with the help of a small piece of metal, but she has to do it while making it look like it is effortless. Not to mention when they start putting things in front of you and you have to jump them.

Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.

Is she a horseback rider?

Well clearly, i mean look at those muscles!

Horseback rider by LISEEEEYYY September 23, 2012

Horseback rider 

Very dedicated to her sport.Talks to her horse like its a person.Spends night and day at the barn.Can get over any guy with the help of her horse

I which i could date a "horseback rider" beacause they are flexiable

Horseback rider by ctb16 March 23, 2010

horshark

a rare form of animal that combines the grace of a thoroughbred horse with the anger and vile nature of a hammerhead shark. known to live on land or inhabit the water.

holy crap, that horshark bit off my thigh.

what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.

hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.

horshark by Frizzooooo November 3, 2008

HorseBack Riding 

A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to stay on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early saturday morning, so it doesnt get too hot. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars. Considered the hardest sport, But in the end, Its worth it.

Person 1: horseback riding is gay&easy.
Person 2: ride a horse for an hour or so around dinner time, then come tell me its easy.

Person 1: My ass hurts like crazy!
Person 2: Why? all you did was ride yesterday.
Person 1: What the hell.

HorseBack Riding by youme&thebeach September 9, 2009